homestalia:

rainbowthinker:

curryuku:

apintofoxymoron:

conversationparade:

conversationparade:

i don’t think anyone realizes how completely serious my ideal fancasting of kristen stewart as levi from snk is

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wow

wow..

WOW

Pharrell on his time working at McDonald’s

baitnswitchblade:

chainsandshipsexciteme:

sexting-derek-hale:

mynerdinessoverwhelmsme:

sexting-derek-hale:

Wait do American people not call their friends mate?? Is this a thing???

Yup. I’m sure some do but mostly people just say friend. Which is boring but whatever.

Wait so you go up to your friends and be like “Hello friend.”

we use names

rubee:

sexhaver:

this picture is a lot funnier if you imagine this seal’s mouth is the black line between its whiskers instead of the one under them

rubee:

sexhaver:

this picture is a lot funnier if you imagine this seal’s mouth is the black line between its whiskers instead of the one under them

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mishasminions:

The Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division

schrodingersnerd:

everythingisnightvale:

discontentramblings:

An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures

The show is called ‘All or Nothing’

Plot twist: the asexual is really super outgoing and is a huge flirt while the pansexual is extremely socially awkward and has trouble ordering coffee let alone getting a date.

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my hand slipped

stewieismyhomeboy:

ranmagirl5:

iwanttohuglokibadly:

yespleasehawkeye:

loki-s-army-at-221b:

lunathic:

popcorn-colonel:

thegestianpoet:

mikau:

otherplone:

i’m going to vomit on whoever wrote this

i’m so angry

where do i go to punch someone 



Whoever wrote this shit


WHAT?!?!!

And they wonder why so many girls in todays world have body image issues and eating disorders when this is the view of the media? Fuck you. This woman is beautiful, and more importantly, healthy. So what if she has cellulite. I have cellulite in the same places and I’m 23. Yes, I used to not wear shorts in summer because I hated the look of them but now I want to go over them in bright yellow highlighter pen and use a sharpie to draw a big arrow that says “Scarlett Johansson has these too”. Please highlight more ways in which this woman supposedly “looks like hell” because those will be the things that most young woman can associate themselves with and comments like these are the reasons for the low self esteem of the entire female population.
Yes. I’m in a ranting mood today.

^^^^^^^^^^^THIS^^^^^^^^^

Who gave this person the right to determine who “looks like hell”?

If that’s what hell looks like, I want to look like hell.

stewieismyhomeboy:

ranmagirl5:

iwanttohuglokibadly:

yespleasehawkeye:

loki-s-army-at-221b:

lunathic:

popcorn-colonel:

thegestianpoet:

mikau:

otherplone:

i’m going to vomit on whoever wrote this

i’m so angry

where do i go to punch someone 

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Whoever wrote this shit

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WHAT?!?!!

And they wonder why so many girls in todays world have body image issues and eating disorders when this is the view of the media? Fuck you. This woman is beautiful, and more importantly, healthy. So what if she has cellulite. I have cellulite in the same places and I’m 23. Yes, I used to not wear shorts in summer because I hated the look of them but now I want to go over them in bright yellow highlighter pen and use a sharpie to draw a big arrow that says “Scarlett Johansson has these too”. Please highlight more ways in which this woman supposedly “looks like hell” because those will be the things that most young woman can associate themselves with and comments like these are the reasons for the low self esteem of the entire female population.

Yes. I’m in a ranting mood today.

^^^^^^^^^^^THIS^^^^^^^^^

Who gave this person the right to determine who “looks like hell”?

If that’s what hell looks like, I want to look like hell.

kyungsooonew:

Do Kyungsoo be juggling between a movie, a drama and a comeback.

WHO DA MAN.

Soo da man.

ylvisinternational:

iwasmadeforlovingylvis:

iamnotababypenguin:

ylvisinternational:

madeofsquirrels:

kaible:

feitclub:

"Hey, how do you spell Massachusetts?"
"How should I know? Just grab a handful of Scrabble tiles and let fate decide."

this is like a beautiful unicorn of mispellings

Dumbasses
Everyone knows it’s M-A-S-S-O-C-H-E-I-C-H-E-I

That doesn’t sound right to me. Pretty sure it’s
M-A-K-K-A-K-O-K-O

Dude, that’s waaay too many Ks!!

It should be Mass-achus, like the mass in mass-produce, but without produce.

Massachusetts
That’s the state I’m talking about

ylvisinternational:

iwasmadeforlovingylvis:

iamnotababypenguin:

ylvisinternational:

madeofsquirrels:

kaible:

feitclub:

"Hey, how do you spell Massachusetts?"

"How should I know? Just grab a handful of Scrabble tiles and let fate decide."

this is like a beautiful unicorn of mispellings

Dumbasses

Everyone knows it’s M-A-S-S-O-C-H-E-I-C-H-E-I

That doesn’t sound right to me. Pretty sure it’s

M-A-K-K-A-K-O-K-O

Dude, that’s waaay too many Ks!!

It should be Mass-achus, like the mass in mass-produce, but without produce.

Massachusetts

That’s the state I’m talking about

natsukikun:

this is just so sad…i want to cry now….

poke


  • Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
  • Cashier: Are you 18?
  • Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.

calibornsbottomwhore:

lieutenant-awesome:

The art difference is gonna kill me

why has god forsaken us